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About LinkBacksLittle johnny was going to school every day and as tradition would have it bring the teacher a gift, he was not from a very rich family but he made due.
...one day after easter he missed bringing in a gift so the teacher asked him,
"Johnny, why no gift today, i really looked forward to your raisins, is everything all right at home?"
Johnny replied, "oh sure teach, just last night,... we ate the rabbit for Easter dinner. .. "
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- 04-13-2009, 10:35 AM #61Grandmaster
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Re: Daily Laughter
Max Planck, said that “all matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particles of an atom to vibration which holds the atom together. We must assume behind this force is the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.“
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- 04-13-2009, 01:12 PM #62Raider of the lost time
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Re: Daily Laughter
In traditional Chinese folkslores descirbed in the 16th century classic 'Journey to the West', eating an immortal rabbit will also make the eater immortal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journey_to_the_West
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- 04-14-2009, 11:44 AM #63Grandmaster
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Re: Daily Laughter
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate.
Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
And as one who used to raise rabbits, if Little Johnny was taking teacher the pellets that had only been through the rabbit once (lighter coloured ones), he was indeed giving her a gift of vitamin K. Rabbits reingest a portion of their feces to get this vitamin that is manufactured in their own system."Johnny, why no gift today, i really looked forward to your raisins, is everything all right at home?"
- 04-14-2009, 12:53 PM #64Grandmaster
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Re: Daily Laughter
Thanks LW....if there is a choice at the pearly gates as to choice of next life...I will be sure and not come back as a rabbit....lol
MikalIf I see a train coming and your on the track...if I don't tell you, it will be a pity for you and a shame on me....
- 04-14-2009, 01:06 PM #65Raider of the lost time
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Rabbits might lay Vitamin-K pellets but definitely they don't lay chocolate candied or simply those regular yolk-white eggs?
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- 04-15-2009, 10:30 AM #66Grandmaster
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hmm I heard a rabbit baulk baulk bulllcl once on TV and sure sounded like it was laying an egg ... course the ones it showed were wrapped but I saw some in a store sold by Cadbury and inside were chocolate eggs and cream centers with a yolk format ... hmm thats TV for good information.
g Max Planck, said that “all matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particles of an atom to vibration which holds the atom together. We must assume behind this force is the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.“
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- 04-15-2009, 11:00 AM #67Grandmaster
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Re: Daily Laughter
Eggs have long been fertility symbols and the rabbit or hare is a prolific breeder. The following offers an explanation for how the two symbols have become intertwined.
The German fertility goddess Ēostre.
The Easter Bunny as an Easter symbol seems to have its origins in Alsace and southwestern Germany, where it was first mentioned in German writings in the 1600s. The first edible Easter Bunnies were made in Germany during the early 1800s and were made of pastry and sugar.
The German and Amish legends were most likely rooted in European folklore about hares' eggs which seems to have been a confusion between hares raising their young at ground level and the finding of plovers' nests nearby, abandoned by the adult birds to distract predators. Hares use a hollow called a form rather than a burrow. Lapwings nest on the same sort of ground, and their nests look very similar to hare forms. So in the Spring, eggs would be found in what looked like hare forms, giving rise to the belief that the hare laid eggs in the spring.
- 04-15-2009, 12:34 PM #68Raider of the lost time
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Some say never to believe what you see in TVs and that would definitely include the 2-3 minutes commercials.
Originally Posted by G_burnett Time independence: [∂E(g)]²=[∂F(a)×∂r(a)]·[∂F(b)×∂r(b)] and Mass independence: ¶a(t)·¶r(t)=c²
- 04-15-2009, 12:56 PM #69Grandmaster
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Re: Daily Laughter
but it was funny!
(relativity speaking)
kind regards g.Max Planck, said that “all matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particles of an atom to vibration which holds the atom together. We must assume behind this force is the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.“
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- 04-18-2009, 02:43 AM #70Grandmaster
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Journal reference: Neuropsychologia (DOI: 10.1016/j.neuropsychologia.2008.04.022)
empathy
after thought http://nl.sitestat.com/elsevier/else...dd38ab03f31c0fMax Planck, said that “all matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particles of an atom to vibration which holds the atom together. We must assume behind this force is the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.“
and ....from an old master ... Ancora impara!
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