[Graybeard]

Hmmmmmmm ...... on a much lighter note you obviously have a problem with mozzies.

perhaps I can help .....

Only female mozzies bite so associate with male mozzies exclusively
If you are a male mammal consider a sex change (male mammals are bitten more frequently than females)
Lose some weight and Breathe less deeply (mozzies home in on carbon dioxide)
Try not to sweat (this also gives off CO2)
Change your blood group from Type O (mozzies favourite)
Sit in a breeze (mozzies hate breezes)
Stay cool (mozzies detect heat very easily once they are close)
Think about changing your species from a Mammal (mozzies need mammal blood and they have evolved to detect mammals paraphenalia such as sugary scents, lactic acid, octenol, warmth, water vapor and sounds)
So no eating chocolate or farting.

If all this fails then go to this link and download this program which will cause your computer speakers to emit a hi-freq sound that will drive the mozzies away .... but in reality will most likely destroy your speakers

http://www.allmosquitos.com/anti-mos...mosquitos.html

In the book 'Kwaidan: Stories and Studies of Strange Things' Patrick Lafcadio Hearn presents collected Chinese/Japanese superstitions and his own personal thoughts on various members of the insect world. Mosquitoes are seen as a Karmic reincarnation of jealous or greedy people in the form of Jiki-ketsu-gaki, or "blood-drinking pretas". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafcadio_Hearn

no offence and just for fun .... greg

[austintorn@aol.com]

Greg, that was a good one! If we can figure out things like this, the TOE cannot be far behind.

[Graybeard]

Thank you Austin ... I am glad you enjoyed it

Its a lot less heavy than absolutes and fundamental substances, chromodynamics and what was there pre the Big Fart.


cool bananas ... greg

[MJA]

Enlightened people will see the past and know evolution at it's best.
They will know that uncertainty obscured the truth.
They will understand that greed created the imbalance.
They will find education had taught complicated theories instead of simple truth.
They will see the fog that obscured their vision.
They will see that religion divided people and know God is Nature is One.
They will know through the pain of exercise comes the strength of truth.
They will see the loss of self reliance as the weakness.
They will mourn the loss of nature and know it was at their own hands.
They will see nature's loss as self-destruction.
They will look back at their arrogance with humility.
They will know the missteps were only the path to truth.
They will know that if they know then one day so will all.
They will know the past complicated, measured and divided.
They will know the future is simply equality!
They will wonder how soon all men will know the truth.
They will ask why it took so long.

MJA

[Graybeard]

Thanks MJA .... but thats how I view it now.


greg