Section 1. The Theory.
S.C.A.T Theory. Space Cannot Afford Time.
You can't keep a record of time in Light itself. So, no matter what scenario you use, there will only ever be a limited resource of physical matter, in the universe for which to keep a record of time. Even my words right now are expending many kinds of resources. So here is a theory. And you will see how clearly possible it is to Maroon the process of recording time, as though it were a ship on a deserted island. There it would consume all resources. I think this is a bit bigger than the Y2K bug people.
The universe is finite, but it is also unbounded. So...
Postulate 1. The Count Matters
For every unit of time that is dedicated to the count, and recorded into physical representation, that unit of time has been transformed from an imaginary dimension without physical matter, into a quantity of physical matter.
Postulate 2. The Inevitable Lack of Resource.
No matter what resource we use; Even if it were some indivisable unit of matter, if we continue to record time for eternity; at some point along the line before eternity, we would have expended all resources or have to reset the count.
Postulate 3. Providing Postulate 's 1 and Postulate 's 2 have come to pass. Time itself would become marooned.
Section 1. The Novels.
Optional Read - (Opportunistic Forever Clock)
What I mean by Marooned is that nothing would be able to count further years than a certain finite number. And, I can't think of anything more likely to continue eternally than the number of times Earth will revolve around the sun. But, then again, stars die and so will we.
Perhaps an opportunistic machine were invented. Lets call this foreverclock. Now forever clock, could devour everything in its path at any location of the universe to keep itself running if it needed to. Eventually foreverclock will run out of things to use as a medium to record time.
Another Short Story - (Yearly Acorn Harvest) Skip to equations if If required.
When we think of a Date, and how we've been collecting these numbers. What exactly are we collecting ? If i continued to use an abacus, I might have collected 2008 beads so far. Or if I had scribbled down on a piece of paper a line for every year, I might have 2008 lines. And of course, these are objects which can withstand a great distance travelled by our planet.
However, lets say that we were to count time using other objects.
Take for example, that each year, a baby on a certain date represents the birth of a New year. Of course the Christian model relies on a messiah that is no longer wth us, and we've had to resort back to our Abacus in order to collect years. But lets say this scenario is different, and that each year when the sun is highest in the North, one new born baby serves as a marker for the year/ and that at any given year, we must rely on the total number of awarded babies to count which year it is. Clearly, our Babycus would only collect according to the maximum life expactancy of human beings, and so after the first 70 years or so the Earth would always begin to be around 80-90 years old, rarley 100 or over.
In this case, as the babies became adults, then elderly, aged, and passed awaythe Babycus would fail to continue couting the numbers of Orbits of Earth around Sol. Of course, this is the problem with relying on life as a benchmark for counting quantities. Perhaps it is not just life. If we think of how long we have been on this planet, we need to make a distinction between our intellect, and the things we are made of. Afterall, we are what we eat.
Also there is a problem with the idea of collecting, since the word implies some kind of accumulation. The beads obviously did not come from no-where. Here is another scenario. Let us propose that the human race used a certain species of Acorn, a singular Acorn for every year, preserved in a special air tight plastic container for eternity. Lets also imagine that humans have the capity as a race to exist eternally. And, In so doing, certain men and women, have a certain special and very practical job. This is the job of collecting the singular Acorn from the yearly harvest, and placing it in an air tight plastic container. These same men and women also have the resoncibility of maintining the container to ensure eternal longevity of the Acorns. No-one is willing though to remember the total number of years passed. Lets say this is because so many years have passed that at some point the race had become tired of counting. The year...
10000000000000000000000000000000000005500000000000 000005
for example, had already become a very annoying date for us to use in which to verify one's own signature. And that this version of the world is far farther travelled from 2008, than say
10000000000000000000000000000000000005500000000000 000005
And so, this collection constitutes the only record (in the knowledge of humankind) for what the year actually is. And no-body really knows what year it is in day to day convention. The workers at the Acorn accumulation facility have a rough idea, but since the outside world has little need for the year, then neither do they appart from the fact that they are being paid to do this. If anyone ever needed to find out, they would have to re-count all those boxes with Acorns in them. However, in the sacrifice of daily convention regarding the year, it has become a certain cruicial practice, so as to maintain the record, (a practice preserved in tradition as well as legal obligation). The reason being was that some back down the track in the year 3000, the CEO of McDonalds Corporation, now reffered to as Old Macdonald, purchased the entire Southern Hemisphere as a Freehold farming lease, the contract of which was due to Expire in the year
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999.
This contract, was rather similarly worded and modelled from a contract some way back in the late 1800's which provided the United Kingdom with a 99 year freehold lease over Hong Kong. Anyway, the cruicial aspect of this esate and the main need for the collection was that B.King (the deed caveat of the Southern Hemisphere) well his ancestory which now represented the entire population of the Northern Hemisphere, and at some point were due to inherit the Earth. Oh, we might ask ? The things people do for money and power. But lets ask some other questions/
Now, while the acorn might decay inside the container, let us assume that no mass is lost from the initially placed Acorn. The oldest being a very basic carbon dust, and some of the earlier ones, not too dissimilar to what we've come to recognise as crude oil.
Surely, then, the task of growing accorns would become a tax on natural esources, so great that eventually, production would be be required to cease. Say, down to the last man standing pissing on his Acorn Bonzai, in the midst of a vast silica desert scattered with a shit load of Old Macdonald, Acorn filled plastic containers across the landscape.
Why is this so dissimilar to what we are already doing ? If I were to use a machine to record these numbers, for eternity, my resources would eventually expend before eternity, the same if the human race went back to collecting beads, or making pencil markings.
There is one thing that is not a story. The capacity to record time, or say simply the number of years passed, will eventually become impossible...
The End.


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